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Gila bener merinding,. Kata kata IDvision LEBIH BAHAYA DARIPADA TV

Gila ending nya

CREATOR [13:28] Naruto : Are you ready, for "Epic Kite Battle 2"? Sasuke : Of course, I born for this. Father : Hey, what are you two doing? Naruto : Father, I'm in creating a video. Father : Father has read group news in WA (WhatsApp), that IDvisionrs are rich. You created a lot of content, but you didn't become rich. Naruto : I create video just because I want to, Father. Father : Son of a *****! Try to make a content that will be trending. If you're famous, our family would have advantage, too. S****d. Naruto : Father's wrong. I will show that I can. This is my Ninja's Path. Sasuke : Hey, wait Naruto. If you think about it, your father has a point. Naruto : What do you mean? Sasuke : Yeah. We should go trending, to make ourself famous and a lot of money. Let's make easy video instead! Yesterday (when) we made kite battle video, editing, shooting, (it costed) 2 weeks, bro. It's tiring! Naruto : But there are a lot of people who like it! Sasuke : But that isn't trending, is it? We better make easier video that will be trending. Naruto : Then, how? Sasuke : Just look at article that your father showed. We follow their style. Naruto : But that are their style, not our style. Sasuke : But if (we) want to trending, (we) cannot do our style. People1 : Detached kite! (N : Kite has two major parts, the kite itelf and the spool of thread which kite attached with. It detached either near the kite, near the spool of thread, or along within the thread) People2 : It's mine, sir. People3 : Grunting. People2 : Yes sir, here. People3 : It's mine! Grunting. Bryan : Welcome to exclusive interview. I'm Bryan Furran with facts that aren't known before. My guest star today, that you all already know, that are being talked in social media. Let's we meet, Madam Layang. Bryan : Madam Layang, how are you feeling after being touched by a lot of people? (N: Pardon, but that's just a few of people) Layang : Uhm. Let's start the shooting, sir. My name is Leyla Layang, I'm around... Bryan : Are all of that planned? Layang : I'm not finished yet, sir. Of course all of that are planned. To make the video trending. So it must be planned, all of this. Bryan : What does it feel like to be detached? Layang : Yeah. what kind of detached first, sir? There are detached love, de... Bryan : Detached from thread, I mean. Layang : Oh, yeah. The thread is already been detached, it's about kite life. Especially children who are playing me harshly... Bryan : Is this the lowest point in Madam's life? Layang : Of course it is, sir. I used to be at the sky. Why am I at the ground, now? Sir, can you give me the mic? I'm still talking, sir. Please the mic. Huh, the mic, not the camera, sir. Why give me a close-up, sir? I need the mic, not the close-up. Please make it go away. Eh, it's not you, sir. I mean, the mic. Yeah, ok sir. So, I feel like... Ouch, sir! Ouch, the AC, sir, please. 24, low dry. Bryan : Is there anything that want to be clarified? Layang : There isn't any. Ugh, whose hand is this? Ugh... (I) don't want, don't like (it). Geloy (N : Could be understood as ticklish-disgusting, imo). Eh, why do you laugh, sir? I'm not joking. I don't like drama, sir. Bryan : There is (a drama, isn't it?) Layang : There isn't any, sir. I already said it. Bryan : Come on. Madam. Layang : Ugh, why are you pushy? I don't like drama, sir. Bryan : There is (a drama, isn't it?) Layang : There isn't any. Bryan : I heard that Madam is in a relationship with thread. Layang : Of course no. Bryan : Is it true? Layang : What? What a lie coming from media. Ugh, whose hand is this?! Bryan : Without Madam knows, let's we meet, Thread! Layang : Eh? Which thread is it? Bryan : Oh, I'm sorry, Madam. We already spooled the thread. Layang : Like minority who are spooled. (N : I use 'like' to describe 'emang(nya)') Naruto : Wow! The video shooting is fast, easy, and get #3 on trending, too. Sasuke : What did I say? If we follow algorithm, we will be trending. Get more money, our family become happy. Father : Bryan! Thank you, Bryan! Naruto : What kind of drama today? Sasuke : A new drama. Naruto : Ohhh... [18:42] Andovi : Ok, Andovi understands. This isn't fully creator's fault. That means algorithm is evil. Jovial : Algorithm isn't evil, Andovi. Andovi : Huh?! Jovial : Algorithm only wants Andovi watch as long as possible. Unfortunately, algorithm can't tell apart between good thing and bad thing. [19:06] Ferry : Okay, but you want to be vaccinated, right? Irwandi : Of course not. Heh, vaccine. Ferry : Why not? Irwandi : Chips. Open up your eyes. This pandemic is global elite's scheme. When we're vaccinated, in our blood we will be planted chips. So we can be controlled. The culprit, who is it if it's not Bill Gates. Ferry : Where do you get that thinking, huh? Irwandi : IDvision! What do you want? Ferry : Listen, same with Black Death, same with Spanish Flu, this pandemic need vaccine for 70% of our population have Herd Immunity. But if there are people like you who don't believe vaccine, when will it be cleared? When will we live normally, huh?! Irwandi : Hehh! Where do you know that? Ferry : IDvision! Irwandi : What a liar. Here, all video in my IDvision home(page) are talking about conspiracy. There isn't any thing that say herd imun, there isn't such a thing. Because this is clearly a conspiracy. Ferry : You who are the liar! Irwandi : Liar?! You accuse me a liar?! Wait! Ferry : Here, in my home(page), there isn't anything about conspiracy. There are only scientific, history, social economy, how to solve, projection. There isn't any left (about conspiracy). Irwandi : Then what is this? Can you explain?! Ferry : Done! I'm done with you! I'm done, where is your number. Irwandi : What are you doing?! Heh?! What are you doing?! Ferry : First, I block your number. Block. Irwandi : Huh, unfair! I'm the first one who blocked you. Hey! Ferry : Second, I disliked that video. Done! Irwandi : Hey! I'm the first one. I'm the first one, s****d! ****! *****! Go, go away! Don't come here again! Eh, this is his house. (N : LOL) [20:46] Andovi : Different homepage would give that much impact, huh? Watcher who are fed by the video, creator who are affected by the algorithm, brand who are only priotizing profit, and IDvision who is facilitating and let all of this happening. Jovial : And the crazier thing is, we all are the culprit and the victim. Andovi, Kajo, and billion of other users. (N : Million isn't equal to milyar. There is juta which means million, followed by milyar which means billion) Andovi : Then what is the solution? Jovial : The solution is we need another business model, that aren't exploiting our attention. This is same with TV business model, but it's more advanced and bring more profit to their customer. Do we want still to be trapped in the same system? Andovi : No, Kajo. Sh*t! That means what Kajo said 5 years ago was right. IDvision was indeed more than TV. IDvision indeed gave chance to creating. IDvision indeed gave freedom to speak. But now... Jovial : But now, unfortunately, if it's left as it is, IDvision is more dangerous than TV. [22:48] All of these critics are not based on hate. We did all of this because our passionate care about IDvision. And 'humanity above all' is our base action.

ADVERTISER [8:36] Sarah : Ossie!!! Ossie!!! Ossie : Madam. Sarah : Where did you go? Ossie : I have been here already. Sarah : What did you do? Ossie : I concalled with vendor. Sarah : Concall, concall. Ccc.. concall? Ossie : Mm-mm Sarah : What a long concall. Ossie : The duration is long~ Andovi : Why are we suddenly talking about k****l? What's the relation between this with IDvision is more than TV? (N : K****l means d**k or p***s. Switch concall with contall and that's how to pronounce k****l) Jovial : Concall. C and t. Conference call. Andovi : Ohh... Sarah : Ohh... No wonder it's long. Ossie : By the way, Madam. This is the ads video material that Madam requested yesterday. Sarah : Is the ads material good enough? We will post it into IDvision, you know? Ossie : Of course it's good, Madam. I'm sure people will not skip our ads video. Sarah : Sok tau. First, where will we post our ads? As a newbie, you should understand things like this. For example, there are two videos. First video is talking about celebrity gossips, divorce. Second video is talking about Indonesian cultures. In your opinion, which video is fitting for our ads? Ossie : Of course videos that are talking about Indonesian cultures. Our product, Rengginang Mentai. Acculturation. Isn't it perfect for our audience target? Sarah : Sigh. If people can't read the data, this is the result. There is a thing called audience target. There is a thing called audience target. *There isn't any difference, lol*. If we could reach larger audience target, our Rengginang Mentai buyer clearly would be more enormous. Now here, you see here. The people who watch celebrity's divorce is clearly more enormous than the people who watch Indonesian cultures. What is that, huh? Explain from here, (that) divorce video is more suitable for our ads. Ossie : But, Madam. Sarah : What's our purpose of posting ads? Increasing revenues. The people who buy our Rengginang Mentai is enormous! Sales! Ossie : But Madam, videos that are talking about Indonesian cultures have better quality than videos that are talking about celebrity's divorce. Are Madam sure, don't want to post our ads at videos that are talking about Indonesian culture? Sarah : If there is a lot of people, why it has to be better? [11:49] Andovi : Oh. So IDvision is collecting all of our data to let advertiser know where they can sell their product to whom Jovial : That's right. Andovi : IDvision is smart! They help advertiser to sell their product and they help Andovi's life to buy the product that Andovi want! That's smart! That's wow! Amazing! This clearly means that IDvision is more than TV! Jovial : Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Like this. What's wrong with Andovi watch ads? In the end, Andovi only buy the product, right? Andovi : That's right! Jovial : That is a narrow-minded thinking. That if those data and power are used for selling purpose. What would happen if those data and power are used for another purpose? Politic. If they can make Andovi to buy product, Andovi thinks they couldn't make Andovi to do something else? Choose politic party, choose Andovi's leader, choose the President. Andovi : Ok, Andovi understand. This is very dangerous. But IDvision didn't make the video. Ads also didn't make the video. The people who are making the video are content creator. So, is this content creator's fault?

THE HEADQUARTER [3:29] (N : No need for translation. Smiley face) [5:52] Andovi : Oh. So IDvision give us these videos to make us stay, to make sure we're still watching IDvision. Jovial : And they want Andovi to watch as long as possible. Andovi : Ok, but why do they want us to watch IDvision in a long time, Kajo? Jovial : Because, as long as we watch IDvision, their income is increasing. Andovi : Huh? How? How they do it? Andovi don't pay to watch IDvision. Jovial : If that so, from where do they get money? Andovi : From IDvision Premium, no. There aren't many people who use IDvision Premium. Jovial : Andovi almost get it. What's the difference between premium and usual? Andovi : A lot, but IDvision Premium clearly don't have ads. Jovial : Yep. If Andovi use usual IDvision where Andovi don't pay IDvision, IDvision get money from? Andovi : From ads. Jovial : That's it! Now, do Andovi understand why should we watch IDvision in a long time? Andovi : To get more ads and more money for IDvision. Andovi : But what's the relation between all of this with IDvision is more than TV, Kajo? Jovial : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ok, ok, ok. Who is IDvision's customer? Andovi : Andovi. Because Andovi is a IDvision watcher. Andovi is a IDvision user. Jovial : We already discussed, IDvision get money from? Andovi : Ads. Jovial : Customer is a person who? Andovi : Pay. Jovial : So, IDvision's customer is? Andovi : Ads. Jovial : If advertiser is the customer and IDvision is the store, then we are? Andovi : That means we are the product. Jovial : That's right, Andovi. As long as Andovi don't pay, Andovi is the Product. Andovi : Okay... but, product is sold. Andovi don't feel like to be sold. Jovial : It's not Andovi who being sold. It's Andovi's Attention who being sold. Andovi's attention into Andovi's HP screen. That's what being sold. Andovi : Dizzy (3x). (N : Lmao. I'm dizzy, too) Jovial : Andovi, this is important. Every time Andovi watch, they record Andovi's online activity. And that activity is the data for them. Without Andovi knows, the collection of that data is Andovi's behaviour. And that's what they're trading with. Andovi : But for what reason they need our data? Jovial : For ads.

@Hudni Dwiyana Creator siaaap sodaraku :)

Eh ketemu pak polisi disini, salam kenal komandan

@aswin pawila sekarang kebanyakan konten kreator lebih mentingin terkenal dan dapet duit dibanding kenyamanan penonton

Iya tau, jaman 2015-2016 itu jamannya youtube masih seru. Skrg ah gak taulah

*2016 (2)

*2016

Obrolan berilmu kok diskip, udah gitu comment lagi

Eh sorry typo maksud nya mengakak

Mengocok

mata ada ga bro? ada tuh di video..